Evolution of biography: Tim Squires
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| 08/10/08 16:15 | Softly spoken Tim is a classy left back with excellent technical ability and a silky touch (both on and off the pitch). A past Cambridge Blue, Tim was hoping that he turned out for the Tabs long enough ago that we wouldn't be aware of his former escapades... He is also believed to be hoping that if he keeps claiming his blazer is at his parents house then we'll eventually drop the subject and not make him wear it out with us. Tim was deafened in his right ear earlier this season by Goalkeeper Nik Baker in an unfortunate sound system 'balance' related incident.
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| 14/05/08 17:24 | Softly spoken Tim is a paedophile serial killer. He is also a classy left back with excellent technical ability and a silky touch (both on and off the pitch). A past Cambridge Blue, Tim was hoping that he turned out for the Tabs long enough ago that we wouldn't be aware of his former escapades... He is also believed to be hoping that if he keeps claiming his blazer is at his parents house then we'll eventually drop the subject and not make him wear it out with us. Tim was deafened in his right ear earlier this season by Goalkeeper Nik Baker in an unfortunate sound system 'balance' related incident.
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| 16/03/08 00:49 | Softly spoken Tim is a paedophile serial killer. He is also a classy left back with excellent technical ability and a silky touch (both on and off the pitch). A past Cambridge Blue, Tim was hoping that he turned out for the Tabs long enough ago that we wouldn't be aware of his former escapades... He is also believed to be hoping that if he keeps claiming his blazer is at his parents house then we'll eventually drop the subject and not make him wear it out with us. Tim was deafened in his right ear earlier this season by Goalkeeper Nik Baker in an unfortunate sound system 'balance' related incident. Timothy's penis is massive. FACT. |
| 15/03/08 22:05 | Softly spoken Tim is a classy left back with a silky touch and excellent technical ability. A Cambridge Blue, Tim was hoping that he turned out for the Tabs long enough ago that we wouldn't be aware of his former escapades. He is also believed to be hoping that if he keeps claiming his blazer is at his parents house then we'll eventually drop the subject and not make him wear it out with us. Tim was deafened in his right ear earlier this season by Goal Keeper Nik Baker in an unfortunate sound system 'balance' related incident. Timothy Squires was aptly described as a 'paedophile serial killer' in the official cuppers final programme. |
| 12/11/07 16:43 | Softly spoken Tim is a classy left back with a silky touch and excellent technical ability. A Cambridge Blue, Tim was hoping that he turned out for the Tabs long enough ago that we wouldn't be aware of his former escapades. He is also believed to be hoping that if he keeps claiming his blazer is at his parents house then we'll eventually drop the subject and not make him wear it out with us. Tim was deafened in his right ear earlier this season by Goal Keeper Nik Baker in an unfortunate sound system 'balance' related incident. |
