Danny Plaxton
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | Chinese |
| College | Worcester |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, Worcester |
| Teams | Blues, Worcester 1st |
Statistics
for Worcester College Association Football Club
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 20 (0) | 1800 | 00 | 9 (0) | |
| Career | 21 (0) | 1890 | 00 | 9 (0) |
Biography
Danny “short in stature” Plaxton, has made a considerably good start to the 07/08 season. Trying to emulate his mentor and previous captain the G-man, Danny wants to take League and Cup to make him the most successful captain Worcester has ever had and therefore scoring with many women off of the pitch.
Little Danny P’s action plan for success…… fitness sessions consisting of playing British Bulldogs, Sardines and Hide and Seek. Danny claims ‘this promotes team bonding and quick thinking’. For these team bonding sessions Plaxton wears a pair of specially tailored tracksuit bottoms which he had taken in around the derriere. He is pushing to have these as a piece of compulsory stash which everyone must wear as they reportedly help encourage his own football traits of rapid change in direction and quick feet.
Before games the big man likes to get psyched up by listening to “Playing with the Boys” from his favourite movie Top Gun and post match enjoys either a nice relaxing massage from his masseuse Victor or a good bubble bath using his vast range of bath salts.
"I can't see how Worcester can't win a third success league" under this inspiring talisman of a captain.
