Tim Squires
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Committee position | President |
| Nationality | English |
| College | Worcester |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, Worcester |
Statistics
for Worcester College Association Football Club
| Apps (sub) | Minutes | Bookings | Goals (pen) | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Last season | 8 (1) | 725 | 00 | 3 (0) | |
| Career | 9 (1) | 800 | 00 | 4 (0) |
Biography
Softly spoken Tim is a paedophile serial killer. He is also a classy left back with excellent technical ability and a silky touch (both on and off the pitch). A past Cambridge Blue, Tim was hoping that he turned out for the Tabs long enough ago that we wouldn't be aware of his former escapades...
He is also believed to be hoping that if he keeps claiming his blazer is at his parents house then we'll eventually drop the subject and not make him wear it out with us. Tim was deafened in his right ear earlier this season by Goalkeeper Nik Baker in an unfortunate sound system 'balance' related incident.
